Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's the most determined bird?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?