Why do cats give such great massages?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?