Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
