What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do termites go camping?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?