What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Cross your finger bones!
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
