What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?