Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
When is a baseball player like a thief?