What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?