What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which animals make the best football players?