What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why was the bunny upset?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Are baby skunks cute?