What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is the color of the wind?
Can February March?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the cow cross the road?