What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are farmers so laid-back?