What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a sad latte?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which insect makes the best father?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?