Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do books sleep?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why are winter days great?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do cats eat for breakfast?