Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which cats love to be petted?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?