Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why are baseball games at night?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?