Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the bunny upset?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call an old snowman?
