What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do frogs get to work?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?