What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which subject has two parts?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?