What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
