What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
What dog never pays attention in class?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?