What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is the coolest country?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a forklift?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do bees buzz?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?