What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
