Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
How do amoebas make calls?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What siblings are always sad?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How long will dinner be?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How did the toad die?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?