Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?