Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
How long will dinner be?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
