What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why is the beach so confident?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is sand's favorite movie?