What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
