What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?