What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which tree can't stop crying?