Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why is money so stubborn?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What table can you never sit at?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?