What fish only swims at night?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?