Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
