Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
Which plant has the best roar?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What animal knows kung fu?