What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do all the planets get along?