What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
Why don't ants get sick?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What game do bats excel at?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Board Game With A Twist
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call an arctic cow?