What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are winter days great?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
