What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What do little monsters call their mother?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?