What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?