What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?