Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?