What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
