What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Which bug is related to you?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's the politest month?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?