Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?