Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did March say to the madness?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
