Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
Where do stars go to college?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What is the smallest lion?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?