Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What car can't keep a secret?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?