What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do you grill cheese?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What fish only swims at night?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?