What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the friendliest pen?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?