What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's a forklift?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which animal is the most religious?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
That bird won't stop squawking.
