What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
It's allergy season again?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What birds make average students?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?