What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?