What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How does one gelatin greet another?