What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why was the dog so popular?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?