What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the airplane get grounded?