What building always gets stains on it?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why do bees gossip?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.