What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What sound does a witch's car make?
