What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why was the snake coughing so much?