Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the frog have a long face?