Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the confused bee say?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How do locomotives know where to go?