Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?