Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What school subject really rocks?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
