Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are trees always so positive?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?