Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Well, I won't be the one to spread it!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
