Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?