How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which dogs love to study science?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?