What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What day is your mom always right?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where do pigs learn magic?