How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How do frogs get to work?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?