Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do actors go to pray?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was the cat so small?