Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
