My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do termites go camping?
What is the color of the wind?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a very small Valentine?