Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?