Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What are you studying in math?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?