Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What car always breaks the rules?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
