Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How was the wedding?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What might you call waking up in the morning?