Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How long will dinner be?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?