Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?