Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What siblings are always sad?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What event do spiders love to attend?