Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do cats love to work?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
