Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
Where do hamsters come from?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do frogs keep their money?
When do mice play every day?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?