Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the person sit on the clock?