What siblings are always sad?
The Blues Brothers.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
