Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Every person said it was too vanilla.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How does dinner smell?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
