Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Every person said it was too vanilla.
What do you call siblings who love math?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?