Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
