Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?