Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's the politest month?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?