What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What is the color of the wind?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the echo get detention?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?