What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?