Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
When does a horse talk?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?