Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?