What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which animals make the best football players?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Shoutout to my grandma!