What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?