Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What animal floats best?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a dog's favorite city?