Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is the most faithful insect?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?