Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What's the friendliest national park?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?