Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What words make the best athletes?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do orcas love to gossip?