Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call the dog magician?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?