Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do bees say in the summer?
What fish sings the best?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?