Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What time does everyone love to drink?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
