What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why do orcas love to gossip?