What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why are cars magic?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?