What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?