What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do fireflies start a race?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?