What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?