Why is grass so dangerous?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?