What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?