What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
