Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's the holiest insect?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?