What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why was the bee sad?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which big cat never tells the truth?