Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?