What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do sprinters eat before a race?