What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do ants go to eat?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
