What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a short cow?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why do cats love to work?
How is cat food sold?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?