What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a henway?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which farm animals are famous painters?