Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Do dads always snore?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a small mom?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?