Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
