Why are trees always so positive?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where do termites go camping?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?