Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How does a cow do math?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a forklift?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?