Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which family member has tusks?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do German dogs sleep?