What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why are books always so angry?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?