What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?