I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do milkshakes come from?