Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Who are Frosty's parents?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
