What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are turtles so shy?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What tree has the most bark?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?