Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What words make the best athletes?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Bears love exotic cars.
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
