Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?