My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?