Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
Where would you find an elephant?
Which state has the best streets?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
That bird won't stop squawking.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why was the bud so shy?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?