Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call an arctic cow?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why is money so stubborn?