Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What kind of bird can write?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?