Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What sweet treat never panics?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
