Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.