Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?