Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where would you find an elephant?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
