Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call hiking college students?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do ducks have for lunch?