Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where do books sleep?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
