Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What makes pirates such good singers?