What do you eat on July 5th?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What vegetables make the best music?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the saddest part of the week?