Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
It's called Clooney Tunes.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How does a penguin build its house?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
