Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's a forklift?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the fish blush?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which state has the best streets?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?