Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What math figure is also in the band?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?