Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where does Superman park his cars?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
The museum curator needed a break.
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is the strongest animal?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?