Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a henway?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
