Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
When do cows get tired?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?