Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why is summer always sad?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do you grill cheese?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?