What is a golfer's favorite bird?
They aren't picky, any birdie will do.
What is another term for the price of gas?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
