What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do math teachers eat?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?