What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
