What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
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Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?