What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What tea do footballers drink?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?