What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do cats use to beat eggs?