Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
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What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?