Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
