Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
