Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?