Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which state has the best streets?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?