How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's the holiest insect?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do elves learn in school?