Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?