How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
Where does the president keep his razor?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
