What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do scientists grow fruit?