What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?