What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why is winter considered holy?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
