What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
Why do moms make good vintners?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How does a taco bless the table?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
It's allergy season again?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?