What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?