What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
